Guano Forks' blog of goals, corners and professional fouls

I've been away out of the country in my other (paying) guise as a telecommunications engineer. Lots of things I want to write about, but...

Look here chaps, I’ve had a headache for two days, not all of which can be attributed to a hangover or the effects of the flu that kept me i...

There’s a well known warning against bringing a knife to a gunfight. I was reminded of this sagely advice twice over the weekend. On the fir...

You know, chaps, football is a funny old game and I’ve been wearing the knee length socks for far too long to have me start believing all th...

Expectations continued to crumble as Arsenal fell to the luckwarm might of Blackburn Rovers in the FA Cup last night. Arsenal have been my t...

As any professional footballer knows, when you reach your peak, you happen to be at your most vulnerable. When your body works at its optimu...

These are the down days, the days between games when players train and pundits wander the streets, bother the homeless, pester the vagrant, ...