The Smith Ins-tit-ute

UPDATE: My sources inside the FA have now confirmed that Gordon Brown has been taking advice from the Anna Nichole Smith Institute and has invited them inside Downing Street. I've been told that Brown will soon be seen wearing a specially constructed push-up bra.

As you know, the Smith Institute is big on cleavage and Brown hopes that a plunging neckline will help him at the next election. We’ve yet to see if other members of the cabinet will decide to enter the race but those close to Brown are worried that Precott will make a late bid. I’ve been told that if Prescott decides to take part in the leadership race, Gordon’s moobies will pale into insignificance next to those of the man they call 'Two Jugs’.